December 2011
i feel like crying.
as always
Anonymous asked: heres something to smile about. YOUR ARE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT. YOU ARE AMAZING, UNIQUE AND SPECIAL. NEVER STOP BEING YOU, EVER. YOU HAVE SO MANY REASONS TO SMILE AND SO MANY MORE COMING. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOURSELF OR ANYONE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THAT. i hope that maybe you smile. (:
can i just have something to smile about ?
is that too hard to ask ?
Watchfeminine-swag:
jessic-eh:
screw cute couple videos, this is the only guy i needÂ
this was so perfect, i wish i could do this with my dadÂ
this is so much cuter than a couple video
can i have this with my dadd ?
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Anonymous asked: but why are you so pretty
